LIES I’VE TOLD MY 3 YEAR OLD RECENTLY by Raul Gutierrez

• Trees talk to each other at night.
• All fish are named either Lorna or Jack.
• Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.
• Tiny bears live in drain pipes.
• If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky.
• The moon and the sun had a fight a long time ago.
• Everyone knows at least one secret language.
• When nobody is looking, I can fly.
• We are all held together by invisible threads.
• Books get lonely too.
• Sadness can be eaten.
• I will always be there.

via SwissMiss